I think it's time for whoever did this to get "the talk." You know, the birds and the bees? And the package? Cuz if you look close, Charming is equipped.
Don't worry, people, I've got it covered. I'm telling their moms.
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June 28, 2009
Time for the Talk?
This morning, I found Prince Charming in a compromising position. He'd been pantsed and, well, entranced, as you can see by the smile on his face. Apparently, he died happy.
I think it's time for whoever did this to get "the talk." You know, the birds and the bees? And the package? Cuz if you look close, Charming is equipped.
Don't worry, people, I've got it covered. I'm telling their moms.
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I think it's time for whoever did this to get "the talk." You know, the birds and the bees? And the package? Cuz if you look close, Charming is equipped.
Don't worry, people, I've got it covered. I'm telling their moms.
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What the hell? OMG! Poor Ken!
ReplyDeleteHugs and Mocha,
Stesha
D'oh! I was informed that this doll was not Ken, but Prince Charming (or more affectionately, Prince Buttocks). Sorry Stesha! :)
ReplyDeleteI like how you blame your late-night antics on the kids.
ReplyDeleteReal nice, Gma.
I would pants Prince Charming at this point too. I'm off for Starbuck's, Twinkies and a smoke instead. *meh* that'll have to do.
ReplyDeleteYes. . . it's that time!
ReplyDeletePrince charming is having a good life! LOL!
ReplyDeleteCharming looks like he's been molested! LOL....that's too funny.
ReplyDeletePrince Charming wears tighty whiteys!!
ReplyDeleteHallie
LOL! "I'm telling their moms." I love it!
ReplyDeleteI always new he was gay!
ReplyDeleteToo good-looking by half! RMxx
Great picture
ReplyDeleteWhew. For a minute there, I thought you had posted an incriminating picture of my governor.
ReplyDeleteyep...time to talk to mom!
ReplyDelete(great post!)
~AM
Hee. Wonder what she looks like this morning!
ReplyDeleteHeh! Poor Prince Charming. Do you think he feels used? Do you think his date will ever call him again?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, it probably is time for someone to get that talk. :)
Oh, those were the days. Man, the things my Barbie and Ken used to do to each other. Ken even got Barbie pregnant once because he spat in her belly button (that is how you get pregnant, right?)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely time for the talk. My daughter is facing that now and is scares her more than it probably would HER daughter!
ReplyDeleteHeeheeheeeeeeeeeeee! Mikayla turns 12 on the 3rd and it's definitely time for THE TALK.
ReplyDeleteJustine :o )
Whew! For a moment, I thought I recognized that guy...
ReplyDeleteSo funny....
ReplyDeleteThanks for making me laugh on (another!) rainy day!
ReplyDeleteI like how you blame it on the kids and try to throw suspicion off by saying you're going to tell their moms.
ReplyDeleteWell played my friend, well played.
I guess Prince Charming could probably say that too. Just keep telling yourself the following: You can't rape the willing.
lmao! too cute. er .. I mean. bad. that's bad *giggles*
ReplyDeletemy daughter never left her dolls laying around like that .... she just came right out and asked me about stuff .. right after drawing an anatomically correct (severely out of proportion) stick man for my grandmother at age 5 ... couldn't ask BEFORE that .. oh no, of course not.
And did you find a lady friend nearby? Or had she fled the scene?
ReplyDeleteI bet its a relief that you can finally pass on the buck!!
ReplyDeleteha! funny!
ReplyDeleteAnd now it begins...
ReplyDeleteOh I hope I die like that.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Charming needs some soap-on-a-rope.
ReplyDeleteWho's doll did you say it was :-)
ReplyDeleteYour post is hysterical!!!!
The Prince has on satin pants so I'd say someone was just trying to do him a favor by removing them. :)
ReplyDeleteHe looks really happy. Maybe they did more than pants him?
ReplyDeleteHe died happy without a penis? Are you implying he took it up the butt?
ReplyDeleteVery funny, I'm telling their mom. I'll do the same when the time comes, thanks for the idea.
ReplyDeleteOh, girl - that's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteOH YEAH, I had a barbie sleeping bag and I used to put naked Barbie and Ken in there and go to bed.
ReplyDeleteI was waiting for something to happen I guess. I heard about the birds and the bees like most kids in my era-on the streets.
I've seen your blog on so many blog rolls I had to come and see for myself why you're so popular.
ReplyDeleteAll it took was a half naked Ken doll and I'm hooked. Signing up to follow your blog immediately!
Alix from Casa Hice
Sounds like the perfect strategy to me!
ReplyDeleteAh, I remember those days when I used to find Barbie & Ken doing the naughties all over the house. I too used to take pictures of everything and I have quite the porno collection to this very day! Barbie especially like to parade spread-eagle in the back of her pink convertible while Ken pimped her around. Such trailer trash, those two!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if "whoever" did this deed peeked inside the tighty whiteys and then dropped him, recoiling in horror? tee hee
ReplyDeleteHmmmm by the looks of that grin on his face, I would say he went out on a high..note...
ReplyDeleteOh man, I can't wait for grandmotherhood so I can pass the buck to the moms and laugh and laugh and laugh.
ReplyDeleteLOL! This post was just too cute!
ReplyDeleteNo one is fessing up to this crime. But the word around town is that Prince Charming (aka, Prince Buttocks, as told to me by Miss America with a straight face) is now resting in a box.
ReplyDeleteWhat a week for kicking the bucket.