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October 30, 2009

Wicked

Tomorrow is Halloween. Much as I had my heart set on going pirate this year, something a little more wicked this way comes. I want to improve on my Goody-Two-Shoes persona. Heh.

So what sort of wicked shall I be? Here are your clues:
  • I’m a real family girl.
  • I love vermillion.
  • I hang out in dark and dank woodlands. Alone.
  • The man I’m attracted to is quite big and bad. But I ain’t a-scared.
  • My, but I am fascinated by his big . . . teeth.
Heh, heh. Real hard, huh? Pics to come after the scary event, and you can judge for yourself just how wicked I turn out to be. Or maybe I’ll let Mr. Fine tell you how wicked I was – if that wolf is still alive after I’m through with him. His bark doesn’t scare me in the least. And I kinda like his bite.

What will you be this year? Not Goody Two Shoes, I hope.
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28 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 30, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    After reading those suggestive comments, I'm guessing the wait is going to be awfully hard on MF.

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  2. LeeOctober 30, 2009 at 10:50 AM

    I going as a mommy of two bratty kids.

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  3. midlife slicesOctober 30, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    I"m going as myself. That is scary enough for a lot of people.

    Have fun....Red!

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  4. KayOctober 30, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    isn't halloween fun? :) I'll be Carrie (the bloody one) hehe can't wait!

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  5. AnonymousOctober 30, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    You are planning to be a little Naughty in you costume then!

    A Nice treat for all the men!

    Secretia

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  6. rxBambiOctober 30, 2009 at 11:22 AM

    welll, i have bunny ears, is that enough?

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  7. UnknownOctober 30, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    Little Red Riding Hood. Cool!

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  8. PseudoOctober 30, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    Hey Red, I love your evil pumpkin.

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  9. Jo ~October 30, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    I am going as my same whorable self! what else?! LOL

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  10. LoriOctober 30, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    How fun! I look forward to seeing you dressed up as little red riding hood. I bet you make a damn sexy one at that! Have fun with your Mr. fine!

    I had thought about dressing up this year because my little peeps wanted me to but ran out of time. If I was going to dress up I would be a vampiress. I have never been a goody two shoes so I doubt I could pull that one off!

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  11. Boozy ToothOctober 30, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    I'm embracing my inner witch. As usual.

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  12. AnonymousOctober 30, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    Have a fun time, Halloween is the best.

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  13. AnonymousOctober 30, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    Just another time in the year that I wish I lived in a warm area of the US. Where we could pick a costume b/c its cute/scary/funny whatever NOT because it will "keep us warm" when standing out by the bonfire. Or b/c it will "fit over my parka".

    Definitely not a flattering look. :o)

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  14. Smart Mouth BroadOctober 30, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    I just posted my scariest me yet. Maybe that's how I'll go for Halloween. An old lady. *sigh*

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  15. Travis ErwinOctober 30, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    I was gonna go as the big bad wolf but didn't get it all put together so I'm going as a turn of the century magician.

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  16. AnonymousOctober 30, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    going to be let out on the leash again this weekend as the lioness. my ringmaster better behave or i'll turn that riding crop back on him...

    looking forward to the pics! meow!

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  17. KimberlyOctober 30, 2009 at 5:50 PM

    Are you making fun of my shoes...?

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  18. Austintacious WomanOctober 30, 2009 at 6:20 PM

    I am giving a whole new meaning to a Texas Hold Em Cowgirl;)

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  19. MikeOctober 30, 2009 at 6:48 PM

    Are you going to do it in Grandma's house?? lol

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  20. Julie DOctober 30, 2009 at 8:47 PM

    I'm just being my witchy self...

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  21. JocelynOctober 31, 2009 at 12:13 AM

    You're not wearing a thing under that cape, are you?

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  22. That Janie GirlOctober 31, 2009 at 1:32 AM

    I can't wait to see it!

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  23. shrink on the couchOctober 31, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? have a not-so-scary, happy halloween!

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  24. Mr. CondescendingNovember 1, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    That pumpkin is AWESOME!

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  25. Michelle Wells GrantNovember 1, 2009 at 12:21 PM

    OK Little Red Riding Hood, show your stuff. I was Martha Stewart of all things! She's scary, right? Yeah, I sold out because the costume was just too easy: white cook's apron with Martha stuff in the pockets ... hot glue gun, seed packets, gardening trowel, whisk, wooden spoons, garden gloves. Oh, but let's not forget the house arrest ankle bracelet!

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  26. Madame DeFargeNovember 1, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    Is he very hairy then???

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  27. Farmers WifeyNovember 2, 2009 at 3:44 AM

    I'll go as a frazzled, stressed out mum of three, during that time of the month. So yes, I'll be wicked too.

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  28. Dee-Zigns Handcrafted JewelryNovember 2, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    Hope you had a wonderful and fun weekend. Looking forward to seeing your pictures :).

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