tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post1512816922582128976..comments2023-10-06T05:28:23.750-05:00Comments on Fragrant Liar: SPANXED!Fragrant Liarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-6143549864130594822011-08-13T17:54:15.311-05:002011-08-13T17:54:15.311-05:00OMG I have never laughed so hard!!! Funny thing, I...OMG I have never laughed so hard!!! Funny thing, I tried to put on my spanx with a torn rotator cuff injury...not my brightest idea! So I enlisted my husband's help to get the thing on...again not one of my brightest ideas...LOL! He is better at taking my clothes off but sucks at helping me put them on!Brenda Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02465676303228974422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-15230269464036781422011-07-17T14:13:32.905-05:002011-07-17T14:13:32.905-05:00Seldom do I literally laugh out loud at blog posts...Seldom do I literally laugh out loud at blog posts. I was cracking up with the imagery of the wrestling match in the closet, thinking of many a time I have also chosen the wrong exit route for a garment.<br /><br />This was my first time to your blog, and what a high bar you have set! I'm looking forward to new posts coming to my RSS feed!Tammyhttp://www.grownupnowwhat.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-5310859363613004612011-07-03T20:06:50.649-05:002011-07-03T20:06:50.649-05:00Those things violate one of my primary rules - nev...Those things violate one of my primary rules - never wear anything I'd be embarrassed to be seen taking off.secret agent womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763879283931347382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-18628549141955590402011-07-01T19:03:38.300-05:002011-07-01T19:03:38.300-05:00not you toooooo...gawd! I was going to buy a new o...not you toooooo...gawd! I was going to buy a new one since I'm fatter now, but after trying to squeeze into the large one forget that shiz! ain't no way in hell! <br /><br />I'd rather be flabulous dahling!Jo ~https://www.blogger.com/profile/14420027837365076239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-79723088658451503482011-06-29T21:57:35.411-05:002011-06-29T21:57:35.411-05:00I tried on a few "slimming" swim suits t...I tried on a few "slimming" swim suits today. After I wiggled them on, I sat on the chair in the dressing room exhausted. Needed a breather in order to figure out how to get them off. Decided I'd rather just let it all jiggle while I swim/float.Midlife Roadtripperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06700277803842883251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-31198970754096744792011-06-29T06:49:06.680-05:002011-06-29T06:49:06.680-05:00Hilarious, descriptive post. Felt like I was wrest...Hilarious, descriptive post. Felt like I was wrestling Spanx with you! Tried them for the first time last Saturday ...posting about it tomorrow. I don't think a blogger can wear Spanx and not do a post. What an experience!!Dawn@Lighten Up!https://www.blogger.com/profile/06301481567651330133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-28481297151145205632011-06-28T12:28:55.317-05:002011-06-28T12:28:55.317-05:00OMG! I am laughing so much. I've had a similar...OMG! I am laughing so much. I've had a similar experience with Spanx, and I don't plan on ever wearing them again in the near future!meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-66410801983025987962011-06-28T01:36:27.239-05:002011-06-28T01:36:27.239-05:00Shape wear- I'm nut sure that's a true des...Shape wear- I'm nut sure that's a true description of what these little fabric torture devices are.<br /><br />I wear them under skirts or form fitting dresses to smooth out some bumps. Now that I'm suffering this God awful heat & drought in Austin, I can barely ear my shape wear cause it just causes more sweating. Then again, I can't have my legs rubbing together.The Mayorhttp://www.sasstown.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-88162547161943694622011-06-26T14:44:10.537-05:002011-06-26T14:44:10.537-05:00I'm so glad you reposted this--I didn't kn...I'm so glad you reposted this--I didn't know you for the first publish date. HILARIOUS!! I can totally picture the whole scene. ;-)Heidi-"Heidi in Real Life"https://www.blogger.com/profile/01765631003765541364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-31647080592243728542011-06-25T11:58:08.821-05:002011-06-25T11:58:08.821-05:00Now that's a picture. If only it had been on ...Now that's a picture. If only it had been on video. You'd have been elevated to national prominence and gotten your own reality show.<br /><br />Hysterical, my friend. And yes, I, too, have Spanx.injaynesworldhttp://injaynesworld.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-90109444105176805422011-06-25T07:30:00.742-05:002011-06-25T07:30:00.742-05:00OMG!!! What a hysterical post!!! I could picture t...OMG!!! What a hysterical post!!! I could picture the whole thing!!!! I tried Spanx....once....I an't goin' there again.... lol!moosecrafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15309739222008330155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-42662033743547548802011-06-25T07:02:49.745-05:002011-06-25T07:02:49.745-05:00After spewing a half of cup of my coffee all over ...After spewing a half of cup of my coffee all over the keyboard and screen...thank you very much...I had to roll on the floor as well. I laughed so hard I woke up my husband. Ha!<br />The visual images were priceless!<br />Last time I wore spanx...it ended up as a sausage roll in the middle of my abdomen!! Sigh!!<br />Never again<br />Hugs<br />SueAnnSueannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05299288406218968621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-31449661284093009602011-06-25T00:47:36.335-05:002011-06-25T00:47:36.335-05:00I tried Spanx once and I GOT SO SICK.
It's to...I tried Spanx once and I GOT SO SICK.<br /><br />It's too tight on my stomach and I had the worst cramps.<br /><br />As bad as after I delivered.<br /><br />No Lie.<br />Hilarious post.Alexandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00609629888008025050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-68368371457315164762011-06-24T23:32:00.926-05:002011-06-24T23:32:00.926-05:00Hmmm... a garment review with hints of bondage... ...Hmmm... a garment review with hints of bondage... :oD<br /><br />~shoes~Red Shoeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01919277206516592912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-474337714711302192011-06-24T22:22:43.996-05:002011-06-24T22:22:43.996-05:00hahahaaha! This is one of the funniest things I ha...hahahaaha! This is one of the funniest things I have EVER read! I could totally picture it in my mind... just too funny!XLMIChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12268964638359962511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-52765542171012793462011-06-24T21:54:03.169-05:002011-06-24T21:54:03.169-05:00I've never tried spanx but after reading this,...I've never tried spanx but after reading this, I think I'll pass.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459265311205890622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-86893353062443711972011-06-24T20:56:27.354-05:002011-06-24T20:56:27.354-05:00Now, I'm worried about your safefty. Never wea...Now, I'm worried about your safefty. Never wear these again ;-)machttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04073782907747032366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-73153019903105299422011-06-24T17:27:06.129-05:002011-06-24T17:27:06.129-05:00HAHAHAH That is hilarious...not that I can relate ...HAHAHAH That is hilarious...not that I can relate or anything *cough*..erm..CkretsGalorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05639299341765929305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-69559264277219148802011-06-24T15:23:34.752-05:002011-06-24T15:23:34.752-05:00Egads. Why don't they just use these things as...Egads. Why don't they just use these things as restraints in psych wards?<br /><br />Probably do in LA.<br /><br />I'll suffer with my muffin top.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13104422629934443842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-74280110931207421342011-06-24T15:16:03.840-05:002011-06-24T15:16:03.840-05:00Ask not what your Spanx can do for you, but what y...Ask not what your Spanx can do for you, but what you can do for your Spanx.....sorry, I`m watching the new mini-series `The Kennedys` at the mo...seemed appropriate!BTW....it`s pants....Jackie `O`, Katie is not!You`re a very funny lady.Between Me and Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04863155145862706966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-75970250208191734912011-06-24T14:16:14.466-05:002011-06-24T14:16:14.466-05:00Spanx are evil and ugly instruments of torture. I...Spanx are evil and ugly instruments of torture. I tried some one time and had to cut them off myself. They didn't even make me look shapely. They just made me look squeezed out of shape! NEVER again, and Honey, NEVER is a long long long time.Linda Medranohttp://thegoodthebadtheworse.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-54460274828629823582011-06-24T12:55:47.252-05:002011-06-24T12:55:47.252-05:00I could just picture you struggling to get out of ...I could just picture you struggling to get out of those! Oh my, that was funny!Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17756564685282866773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-91053818212830216532011-06-24T12:38:28.708-05:002011-06-24T12:38:28.708-05:00I'm glad you practice safe sex with elves. Yo...I'm glad you practice safe sex with elves. You never can tell where they have been.Brettheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09962592571393908971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-44532330719660180822011-06-24T11:40:47.615-05:002011-06-24T11:40:47.615-05:00I wore Spanx when I was pregnant.
There's so...I wore Spanx when I was pregnant. <br /><br />There's something wrong with me.Mandy_Fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05561598721266208665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2769421174915183360.post-80446259771633933802011-06-24T09:56:14.680-05:002011-06-24T09:56:14.680-05:00Ugh I wore Spanx for family photos last fall. It f...Ugh I wore Spanx for family photos last fall. It felt so good to be able to slip into my pre-3 kids khaki pants that I love so much. Never mind that I could barely sit down and it was still blazing hot in October and I sweated my ass off. They totally need an instruction manual. Or at least a warning.Leigh Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09233706048946454000noreply@blogger.com