Any questions?
No, I do not remember this. Thank my daughter for capturing the moment on her phone's camera. I have no doubt she put me up to it. She's always been wicked like that. Note that I am wearing a bra; just not in the traditional way. I suspect this is why the chaplain decided he better come spread the holy stuff on me.
Miss America says of this pic, "That's very imperpopiate, Nana. And it's not even funny."
Ah-ha! Now I can start embarrassing the next generation. :)
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Cool. I wear panties the same way.
ReplyDeleteimperpopiate... I'm using that word.
Oh my. I'm afraid my bra would be more like a scarf. You are very Minnie mouse, my dear.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, you win the cute crown for the day (although you did use banned substances).
that's just awesome! im imagine what the nurses get to tell to their families when they get home!!!
ReplyDeleteHa! You'll attract the doc with the best sense of humor for sure! waiting for the youtube video...
ReplyDeleteWow... I truly hope you're feeling better. And that you realize I'm laughing WITH, and not AT, you.
ReplyDeleteSome of those doctors give out some good stuff!
ROFLMAO! Way to tell 'em "ROCK ON, BABY!" Good drugs..uh-huh...
ReplyDeleteLOL that is when you know you are having fun when the undergarments are worn anywhere but where they are suppose to be...YOU were feeling no pain..that is a good thing for where you were :-))
ReplyDeleteGreat bra! Drugs are important, at times. I hope you are feeling better soon.
ReplyDeleteOMG that is fabulous. I really would like to get some of those! (drugs, not the bra! I have a bra...I just keep it in a different place than you do...)
ReplyDeleteoh nana! (from one nana to another, I'm tickled by this)
ReplyDelete~AM
HAHA!! That's Great!
ReplyDeleteB cup?
ReplyDelete@Cowguy: I got that feeling about you. :) Mostly because every man I've ever known has worn underwear on his head, usually mine. What's up with that?
ReplyDelete@Breathe: Minnie Mouse? Well, I CAN see me wearing this getup to Disney World. When we going?
@MamaBearMills: Lord, I don't even want to know what story they went home with Friday.
@Daisyfae: Fortunately, there is no YouTube video -- that I know of. You better tell me if you come across it.
@Call Me Cate: Yeah sure you are. ;)
ReplyDelete@Alicia: It was just Ativan! Apparently, a large dose. Who knew?
@Darsden: These were the kind of drugs that prevented me from having boundaries. I was apparently game for anything.
@Gran: If I'd known I was going to be wearing my bra in public, I would have gone with the black one. White is just boooooring.
@Michel: I'll bet you wear yours in a weird way too. Is that how they do it in Sudan?
@Airman Mom: I am glad to be of service.
@Lisa: C Cup, thank you very much.
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Ooops, Missed Wife O'Riley. I am talented like that.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing your ears were cold, bad circulation and such. Seems perfectly normal to me. By the way, with as much as I seem to be weighing lately, I might need your ear warmers for their originally intended use.
ReplyDeleteNiiiice!!!
ReplyDeleteI need you to write down all of the symptoms for me so I can complain of those same ailments and get the good drugs. I promise not to tell 'em who put me up to it.
Also? The bra on your head? Way to go! At least you didn't lasso a doctor with it. Wait! Maybe you should have?!
@Tom Erdman: What, was there even a question that I wasn't behaving in a perfectly normal fashion? Hmmm?
ReplyDelete@Blognut: Maybe I did! There is much I don't remember.
So what was/is the matter?
ReplyDeleteNobody can sweat like that, have pain, and feel woozy just from heart burn can they?
LMAO! You have made my day! LOL Hope you are doing well!
ReplyDeleteHoly cow, I thought that you were truly ill; now I see that you just took the day off to party.
ReplyDeleteTake care, listen to your doctor, and get well fast.
~Lorna
Did you find any of those sticky things on you when you got home? I did. I mean, dang it, if they put the sticky snap things on you, they could at least take them off.
ReplyDeleteHope all is well
Could you not find the box of latex gloves? That is always some wicked fun!
ReplyDeleteOh ! I'm a crier on drugs....this is the way to be :)
ReplyDelete@Sharing the Insanity: I dunno. Seems like everything can be a "referring" pain, like your shoulder or your foot or some damn thing. In my case, I'm betting it's the freakin' neck...
ReplyDelete@Missy: Of course, I want you to smile at my misfortune. ;)
@Lorna: Cool, huh? If only I could remember how much fun I had!
@Troutay: I did find those damn sticky things. Three of them! I don't even know where one of them could have been, but it fell off when I got off the toilet.
@Beth: My daughter was in charge of the festivities, though she will not admit it. Who knows, the gloves may be involved in the secret video that may someday end up on YouTube. She did bring several pairs home.
@ModernMom: Definitely, there's no crying in E.R. antics.
LOL! I'm wondering if there's another patient sharing the room and telling the doctor, "I'll have what she's having."
ReplyDeleteYou are a poster child for pain killers. Too funny, just know I am laughing with you..not at you lol!!! I wont tell you what I have done when under the influence of morphine. I wasnt putting on clothes like you but removing them...not pretty...for anyone involved.
ReplyDeleteI own only one bra for weddings and funerals!!
ReplyDeleteSo... I guess my kids can't pull this one on me?
mmm...drugs...
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, I don't see this as being out of the ordinary for you. I'll have to send you a picture I took of my husband driving down the road on our trip from Texas to Arizona. You'll think you've found your long lost brother.
ReplyDeleteWhat a hoot! I can always count on you to bring a smile to my face:)
ReplyDeleteROFL...that's hysterical!!! I love that you actually posted it so we could all have a big laugh. Uhm...the bra looks nice. Does this mean we call you boob head from now on?? *wink*
ReplyDeleteYou wear that look well.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by Debland! Hope to see you again!
I think you should do a deal with the England rugby team for scrum caps.
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up! At least it was a nice-looking bra. I love Miss America, but she's wrong about this one; it is funny.
ReplyDeleteHope you're feeling better.
I would love to say how gorgeous you look in that photo, but, well, I think you would guess I am possibly telling a fib.
ReplyDeleteI think that is an international hospital face - I have had the same appearance many times. It is worth if because of the drugs they give you.
The headgear is very enticing.
So, once the docs saw you like that, I guess they discontinued the heart tests and sent you home?
ReplyDeleteNot just anyone can look this good with a bra on their head!! KUDOS!!
ReplyDeleteHallie :)
You're insane KJ :)) I love ya :)
ReplyDeleteHoly shit! Hope you're okay!
ReplyDeleteAnd you totally should have made out with that hot cuban chaplain while you had the excuse of drugs! When will you have an opportunity like that again???
At least your fingers were not in the 'bleeped' position!
ReplyDeleteOMG - I hope you're feeling better!
ReplyDelete(And, BTW - was it you who nominated me for BlogHer of the week...? If it was, thank you SO MUCH! You rock!)
Take care of yourself...
XO
Anna
P.S. I think I have a bra just like that, but I never thought to wear it that way. I'm going to NOW, though. For sure.
Seeing the bra reminds me of a story...when my daughter was 5...and her best friend was 4...I was in the foundations dept at Dillards getting fitted for a bra....they got quiet...and the sales clerk and I went looking for the girls. They were in the bridal fitting room...with a double x bra on both of their heads...with the strap hooked under their chin....oh for the day of a camera phone. The whole dept got a kick out of that one!
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by my blog...and Im so glad I stopped by yours...you are FUUUUUUNNY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFabulous! Typical of kids to catch you at an inopportune moment!
ReplyDeleteRM x
I hope you're doing well.
ReplyDeleteBut thanks for making me laugh!!! I'm laughing with you not at you!
Can I get some of those drugs??? Please????
ReplyDeleteLove it!!
ReplyDeleteToo friggin funny. Now, THAT is the girl I know and love!!
ReplyDeleteThat you can be THAT much of a party in a hospital bed...well, it's testament to your HIGH-larious personality in general.
ReplyDeleteAre you up and strapping the ladies in properly now?
just as well you weren't wearing the tassle bra (with optional pasties).
ReplyDeleteC'mon Nana, I know you've got one
I want whatever cocktail you were having! (Why do they call alcoholic drinks "cocktails?")
ReplyDeleteOh, I got it. If you act like you're nuts, they'll dope you up a bit more and send you to Resort LaLa Land for a bit.....I may have to take some notes. I could use a break right about now!
ReplyDeleteOhhh dear I loved that. Do you think you will start a fashion trend?
ReplyDeleteI hope you are feeling quite well now.
Sarah Lulu xxx
GEEZ! I'm away from the blogsphere for a couple of days and all hell breaks loose. Are you okay??? And am I the only one asking you that?
ReplyDeleteDo take care, Liar Girl!
P.S. You know, you still look pretty damn good.
Hilarious! Hope you're feeling better.
ReplyDeleteI love it! I really need to be sure I have my camera on any trip to the ER.
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLove the bra on the head.
Scary the things we do on drugs!!
ReplyDeleteI think it's time for a professional bra fitting....I'm pretty sure your head is bigger than a "D cup"
ReplyDeleteIs that what landed you in the hospital? Your breasts were on your head?? I don't get it...
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