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October 24, 2011

A Ping and a Poke

Hey, y'all, I won! On the driving range, I hit the rusty iron steer with a golf ball and a 3-wood. What a clanging ping it made! I am quite sure I succeeded in this task because I was wearing my lucky shirt. But I'm a little confused as to how my "winning" equates to me BUYING DINNER for my compadres who were clearly not as competent as I to ding a steer. Fortunately, it was "3 for 1 fajitas" night at Santa Rita.

In other news . . .

A CORRECTION. Fragrant Liar must apologize profusely for the egregious error she made in her last post, Spooning Made Easy—lo those many moons ago. See, she completely misspoke when she said, "Is his little guy willing to stand down?" Fragrant Liar is on her knees, begging forgiveness from any male reader whose ego was harmed in the making of that statement. She hereby amends the sentence to read, "Is his Gargantua at rest?"

Oooh, don't mention it.
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19 comments:

  1. savannahOctober 24, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    LOL! congratulations, sugar! and nicely worded correction! ;) xoxox

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  2. UnknownOctober 24, 2011 at 2:34 PM

    LOL love the correction, and congrats! 2 for 1 fahitas sounds pretty good about now!

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  3. Julie DOctober 24, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    OMG, I just read the spooning post and laughed out loud.

    And now the correction just made me spit Diet Pepsi all over monitor.

    I've missed you!

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  4. lisahgoldenOctober 24, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    I'm so glad you made the correction because I'd missed that post.

    You're rocking that shirt, gorgeous.

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  5. GaelynOctober 24, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    All I make is divots and the golf course kicked me out. But at least I didn't have to buy lunch. ;)

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  6. BrettheadOctober 24, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    My goodness don't you look good in your whole get-up there. What was this post about again?

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  7. daisyfaeOctober 24, 2011 at 10:35 PM

    congratulations! as for the sensitive gents? oh, aren't they SOOOO cute when it comes to dimensional analysis?

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  8. SueannOctober 25, 2011 at 4:22 AM

    Ha! I am sure all gents everywhere are feeling oh so much better!!
    Hugs
    SueAnn

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  9. AnonymousOctober 25, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    Did you say "erogenous error?"

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  10. Linda MedranoOctober 25, 2011 at 1:54 PM

    I love you in the hat! Tres chic! And the correction is wonderful for all those guys who were feeling slighted.

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  11. meleah rebeccahOctober 26, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    Hooray for a fun day of golf!

    And, welcome back to blogging! You have been missed!

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  12. bethOctober 26, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    So, you made an error of huge proportions?

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  13. watercolordaisyOctober 26, 2011 at 7:36 PM

    LOL! hilarious correction!

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  14. watercolordaisyOctober 26, 2011 at 7:36 PM

    and congrats! I think the steer was supposed to buy...

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  15. Michelle Wells GrantOctober 27, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    What a pro! And such a pretty pro!
    (Got some hate mail, didcha?)

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  16. CiCiOctober 27, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    Ha, someone whined about a little thing like that???

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  17. AnonymousOctober 28, 2011 at 7:27 PM

    Haven't been here for a visit in sooo long, and you're STILL hilarious! Love the shirt btw.

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  18. Irish GumboOctober 29, 2011 at 6:17 PM

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  19. Irish GumboOctober 29, 2011 at 6:17 PM

    It ain't the size of the stick, its the magic in the wand...which is why I never have any worries...:)

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