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December 24, 2011

Merry Christmas, Y'all!

My 8-y-o granddaughter's Christmas List. Priceless.
Christmas Eve 2011, White Elephant Party
My White Elephant Prize:  A golf ball monogrammer.
Cuz I like to show ownership of my balls.
And someone has placed a suggestive frog on my shoulder and 
made me hold some kind of special, um, oil. Don't judge.
(Click to enlarge, at your own risk.)

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16 comments:

  1. HilaryDecember 24, 2011 at 11:45 PM

    Merry Christmas, FL. :)

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  2. Jeanne EstridgeDecember 25, 2011 at 7:58 AM

    A fart machine and fake eyeballs?

    Takes after Grandma, I see.

    Merry Christmas!

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  3. UnknownDecember 25, 2011 at 7:58 AM

    Love the photos! Merry Christmas to you, too.

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  4. Irish GumboDecember 25, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    Judging from all that, it is going to be a merry Christmas, indeed. Joyeux Noel, FL!

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  5. Linda MedranoDecember 25, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    Your granddaughter rocks! I enlarged your photo and I still can't tell what those things are (except the frog, of course). I can be a little stupid when hungover. I'll look again tomorrow!

    Warmest wishes for a joyous holiday for you and yours!

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  6. Nancy/BLissed-Out GrandmaDecember 25, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    Hope the little guy got everything on his list, and hope you are having a wonderful Christmas!

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  7. Eddie BluelightsDecember 26, 2011 at 5:58 AM

    Merry Christmas ~ Eddie

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  8. meleah rebeccahDecember 27, 2011 at 1:10 PM

    Awwww.

    Merry Christmas.

    And I want a fart-machine too, please!

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  9. Murr BrewsterDecember 28, 2011 at 1:02 AM

    I've already got a fart machine. Two, in fact, not even counting the one I married. Because I am a good girl.

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  10. Anna LeflerDecember 28, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    All right, well, I lost it at "fart machine." In a good way.

    Merry Christmas all around and a fabulous, joyful new year to you!!

    XOXO

    Anna

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  11. UnknownDecember 28, 2011 at 11:11 AM

    5 fake eyeballs? I'm interested that she wants an odd number.

    Hmmm.

    Merry, Merry!

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  12. Three Hundred Sixty FiveDecember 28, 2011 at 10:38 PM

    It's really too bad that you didn't get the Obama Chia pet. Sooorrryy!

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  13. AnonymousDecember 29, 2011 at 7:14 AM

    I literally laughed outloud at the Christmas list...

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  14. KarenJanuary 2, 2012 at 11:16 PM

    I think Brianna is a 9 year old boy in drag. Honestly. A fart machine? A fake eyeball?? I can relate to the penguin pillow pet, though. I wouldn't mind one of those. And thank goodness she was a honer all year, because Lord knows we need more honers! LOL

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  15. mo.stoneskinJanuary 4, 2012 at 7:08 AM

    A suggestive frog?

    I don't think it suggests anything to be perfectly honest, but next time should wear a frog-green dress methinks.

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  16. Vegas Linda LouJanuary 5, 2012 at 1:17 AM

    I laughed at the fart machine until I saw your picture and then I got all pissed off and jealous. :) You look amazing!

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