This post was chosen by Hilary over at The Smitten Image as "A Good Laugh" Post of the Week.
Thanks Hilary!
Poignant Pearls of the Week
First up, from Miss America, age 6:
"I want to be a vegetarian when I grow up, so I can help animals."
Next up, my sweet boy Destructo, age 4:
"Nah, you got big knockers?"
I reply, "Uh . . . uh . . . Yes?"
Destructo smiles. "I got big knockers too."
[crickets]
The boy grins and runs off.
What the . . . some man put him up to that. Unless . . .
A short while later, it all becomes clear:
Destructo: Look, Nah. I got big knockers!
Me: Ooooooohhhhhhh!
My, you DO have some
big knockers.
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