As I am currently a single woman with a heart divided -- relieved that I don't have to get all gooey-chocolatey-smarmy-over-the-top about an arbitrary, commercialized, non-holiday event; yet torked that I don't currently have a sexy man to sic my inner wild child on with a crazy seductive pole dance (now where did I put that pole?) -- here's my exact sentiment for the holiday:
