October 24, 2011

A Ping and a Poke

Hey, y'all, I won! On the driving range, I hit the rusty iron steer with a golf ball and a 3-wood. What a clanging ping it made! I am quite sure I succeeded in this task because I was wearing my lucky shirt. But I'm a little confused as to how my "winning" equates to me BUYING DINNER for my compadres who were clearly not as competent as I to ding a steer. Fortunately, it was "3 for 1 fajitas" night at Santa Rita.

In other news . . .

A CORRECTION. Fragrant Liar must apologize profusely for the egregious error she made in her last post, Spooning Made Easy—lo those many moons ago. See, she completely misspoke when she said, "Is his little guy willing to stand down?" Fragrant Liar is on her knees, begging forgiveness from any male reader whose ego was harmed in the making of that statement. She hereby amends the sentence to read, "Is his Gargantua at rest?"

Oooh, don't mention it.
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19 comments:

savannah said...

LOL! congratulations, sugar! and nicely worded correction! ;) xoxox

Eva Gallant said...

LOL love the correction, and congrats! 2 for 1 fahitas sounds pretty good about now!

Julie said...

OMG, I just read the spooning post and laughed out loud.

And now the correction just made me spit Diet Pepsi all over monitor.

I've missed you!

Lisa said...

I'm so glad you made the correction because I'd missed that post.

You're rocking that shirt, gorgeous.

Gaelyn said...

All I make is divots and the golf course kicked me out. But at least I didn't have to buy lunch. ;)

Wow, that was awkward said...

My goodness don't you look good in your whole get-up there. What was this post about again?

daisyfae said...

congratulations! as for the sensitive gents? oh, aren't they SOOOO cute when it comes to dimensional analysis?

SueAnn said...

Ha! I am sure all gents everywhere are feeling oh so much better!!
Hugs
SueAnn

nixabn said...

Did you say "erogenous error?"

Linda Medrano said...

I love you in the hat! Tres chic! And the correction is wonderful for all those guys who were feeling slighted.

meleah rebeccah said...

Hooray for a fun day of golf!

And, welcome back to blogging! You have been missed!

beth said...

So, you made an error of huge proportions?

Watercolor said...

LOL! hilarious correction!

Watercolor said...

and congrats! I think the steer was supposed to buy...

Michelle Wells Grant said...

What a pro! And such a pretty pro!
(Got some hate mail, didcha?)

TechnoBabe said...

Ha, someone whined about a little thing like that???

Diane Cayton-Hakey said...

Haven't been here for a visit in sooo long, and you're STILL hilarious! Love the shirt btw.

Irish Gumbo said...
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Irish Gumbo said...

It ain't the size of the stick, its the magic in the wand...which is why I never have any worries...:)