Okay, people. My kids watched this movie over and over again when it first came out back in '87. Who doesn't love the Chipmunks? NOW I discover that those boys' female cunterparts (the CHICKmunks) are horny little thangs. Witness their attempts to "get lucky" -- not with Alvin, Theodore, or Simon, but with SNAKES! Cobras that rise up to the challenge, dare I say. WTF? As my friend Airman Mom says: Happy Hump Day!
Some sneaky, pervy animator is busting a gut every time these randy tarts show up in some kid's DVD player. Who knew?
Getting lucky's what it's all about? To what lengths will these little tramps go to get what they want? Just a warning, people, the next generation is dancing and singing to chickmunk erotica right now. Those cute mini-voiced vixens are charming the scales off unsuspecting ssssssnakes -- and the chipmunk boys are watching!
Of course, I LOVE the adult humor and sexual undertones, but those bitches will probably get lucky long before I do. WTF?
You're going to be singing this song all day long now, aren't you?
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Hi, I’m stupid.
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