June 2, 2009

WTF Wednesday: Getting Lucky

Okay, people. My kids watched this movie over and over again when it first came out back in '87. Who doesn't love the Chipmunks? NOW I discover that those boys' female cunterparts (the CHICKmunks) are horny little thangs. Witness their attempts to "get lucky" -- not with Alvin, Theodore, or Simon, but with SNAKES! Cobras that rise up to the challenge, dare I say. WTF? As my friend Airman Mom says: Happy Hump Day!

Some sneaky, pervy animator is busting a gut every time these randy tarts show up in some kid's DVD player. Who knew?



Getting lucky's what it's all about? To what lengths will these little tramps go to get what they want? Just a warning, people, the next generation is dancing and singing to chickmunk erotica right now. Those cute mini-voiced vixens are charming the scales off unsuspecting ssssssnakes -- and the chipmunk boys are watching!

Of course, I LOVE the adult humor and sexual undertones, but those bitches will probably get lucky long before I do. WTF?

You're going to be singing this song all day long now, aren't you?
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26 comments:

Midlife Jobhunter said...

Why is it always snakes? Okay, I know, I know.

Met with the lint lady tonight. We all need to get together.

Kristina P. said...

I love subversive cartoons.

darsden said...

I am not old enough to watch it yet..dammit to hell!

The Jules said...

At it like chipmunks.

Mind you, I quite fancy the one in the glasses. Which is ridiculous. Chipmunks don't wear glasses.

creative kerfuffle said...

rofl. fortunately, something is wrong w/ our computer speakers and i can't hear the sound! LOL you know the guy that created those tarty chickmunks was probably some frustrated geek living in his mom's basement.

AirmanMom said...

This is the first I have seen of this movie, ahhh...the joys of adult children! :)
Happy HumpDay!
~AM

Cairo Typ0 said...

The Chipmunks Get Lucky?! How did this not amuse me to death back in the 80's?! Oh yeah, i was a kid. LOL

Of course now i'm singing "The Witch Doctor" and driving my Chipmunk hating friend crazy. Woo hoo!! :p

Gaston Studio said...

Boy, I really missed a lot when I was living abroad!!

Fragrant Liar said...

MJ, snakes are so phallicky when they stand up like the cobras do, so there is that connection to getting lucky. :) Yes, you, me and the Lint Lady need to get together soon!

KristinaP: The more subversive the better, right?

Darsden: Do you think a SOUL here believes that??

The Jules: At it like CHICKmunks, baby! :) I like the one in glasses too.

Creative Kerfuffle: And sneaking in Playgirls. :)

Airman Mom: HAHAHA! Happy Hump Day for REAL!

Cairo Typ0: Who doesn't love chipmunks? She deserves to be inundated with chipmunk songs!

Gaston Studio: Aren't you glad you came home to get edumacated on kinky wildlife?

blognut said...

Oh my! Well, WTF! and Happy Hump Day to you, too.

Andrew Scott Turner said...

Um...did you mean "counterparts?"

If not, that's a VERY clever (Freudian) way to discribe the Chickmunks...

I haven't laughed so hard in my life

Fragrant Liar said...

blognut: Hit's a humpdinger!

Andrew Scott Turner: Um, yes. I snuck it in there. But it did start out as a happy accident I decided not to fix. So far, you are the only one who noticed or at least commented on it. :)

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

Holy crapola.

Andrea said...

Ah...the fond memories of my sister and I repeatedly watching the chipmunks, Gem and the Holograms, Fraggle Rock and the Little Mermaid. To be a child of the 80's [sigh]

I must expose my son to the sexual innuendo's of the chipmunks as well. It's a rite of passage right?

Danica said...

I love pervy cartoons! Especially the Chipmunks!

Michel said...

That's disturbing - and the fact that they were trying to get their toys....

Smart Mouth Broad said...

Oh MYYYYYY! Is it bad that I might not have noticed those "undertones" had you not pointed them out? I'm a bit slow sometimes.

Jennifer said...

You know, of course, what Freud had to say about snakes??

drollgirl said...

sadly this is reinforcing the fact that i am not getting enough action in the sheets lately!!! :)

Jocelyn said...

If it's any solace, you totally look better in harem pants than any of these bitches.

diane said...

I love that movie. The music is really good, especially Wooly Bully. I wish I could remember the name of the actress who voiced Claudia. She's famous, but at the moment I can't think of anything else she's done. Anyway, I always get a little misty when I hear My Mother, sigh.

Belle said...

I've ALWAYS said these movies are for adults and not for kids!
Yip - I have it now in my head - thanks for that.

Anna Russell said...

Chipmonk porn! I am fairly sure you've tapped into the one area of porn that hasn't been explored yet. You could make a fortune.

nikkicrumpet said...

Not only will I be singing the song all day...but I'm gonna do it in that same chipmunky voice. I bet my hubby goes to bed early and neither of us get lucky lol

Kimberly said...

Dirty little chimpmunks.

Farmers Wife said...

OMFG can I be titilated and scared for life at the same time....??