June 30, 2010

Wee Wisdom #10

Miss America's
Poignant Pearl of the Week


Today, six-year-old Miss America watched Little Shop of Horrors.

Upon hearing Audrey sing "Suddenly Seymour," Miss America said, "Mommy, Audrey has such big boobs, she must have a really big heart."


True that, my girl. Nothin' but love in there.

20 comments:

Lisa said...

Too funny and very true.

Que said...

Wow! I didn't know about the Boob-to-Heart ratio. There are going to be a lot of disappointed women out there. LOL! That's some good stuff.

Eva Gallant said...

How cute is that! lol

mac said...

She's a very smart girl.
I knew there was a reason I liked them ;-)

bunny said...

I must have a gimormous heart too...lol

So funny~

bunny

KiKi said...

I LOVED this!! I was always a huge fan of Audrey from Little Shop -- always wanted to play her onstage, know all her songs by heart.

I love the pure, innocent things that kids say -- and dead on at that! :-)

slommler said...

So true!!!! Smart little girl!!
Hugs
SueAnn

Irish Gumbo said...

Well, of course! It keeps up the hydraulic pressure! ;)

TechnoBabe said...

What a nice way to look at it, er them.

Alix said...

One of my favorite movies of all time. Audrey ll should have received an Oscar. FEED ME!

As for your brilliant little observant one... how funny is she? To figure out so young they fill those breast implants with love is really quite something.

Now me? One look and you can plainly see I ain't so loving. Ha!

Good to see you Kimbo!

foxy said...

I must have one helluva heart too then! Love it.

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

I must have a small, saggy little heart.

daisyfae said...

yikes! i had 2 pounds of my heart removed with the post-cancer reduction surgery! that explains a lot!

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Ha! So astute, that girl.

Murr Brewster said...

This gives extra resonance to the phrase "my heart fell."

Hilary said...

Oh too funny. She warms my little but still pert heart. ;)

Brian Miller said...

haha. hope my heart stops growing...

SE'LAH... said...

She's gorgeous! What a lucky mom you are. ;)

Riot Kitty said...

LMAO! That is hilarious!

Pat said...

Wait till she sees Dolly Parton!