People, someone has been watching me while I take a shower. I didn't even know it at first, and then one day, I stopped with the shower karaoke long enough to see that I had a captive audience. I couldn't believe it. She was right there in front of me! While I was naked!
To be honest, I kind of like knowing she's there. Still, I wanted to expose her for the interloper she is, so I snapped a picture for you. See her?
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At first, I heard Darth Vader sucking air in and out, and he said gravely, "Liar, she is your sister."
Then my profound thoughts were interrupted with Yoda's throaty falsetto: "Stupid you are."
But now I've accepted it.
I guess if you can't see her, it's because The Force is not strong with you. Or you have to be there. So I'll help you. I've sketched her in below.
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Nodding my head like yeah, moving my hips like yeah. Yeah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! It's a party in the USA!
Okay, if you can't see her now, you have a black hole of imagination. I'm telling you, it's Princess Leia, and she showers with me. Every. Single. Time.
Or wait. Could it be? Jesus? Nah.
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44 comments:
Lucky you! At my age, no one wants to shower with me!
I think I would rather shower with Jhonny Depp or George Clooney!!! You can have the Princess!! Ha!
By the way...I have faces in my shower too but I couldn't tell you who they are!! They have no names as of yet!
Hugs
SueAnn
Princess Leia is your Doo-wop girl? Sweeeeeet!
oh.my god. i totally saw her before the sketch! when i was growing up don quixote on his horse, w/ a lance and george washington lived in my paternal grandparents' bath tub. i can still see it to this day! i tried showing them to different family members and they all thought i was wacko!
lol....you are my daily dose of laughter, along with Pearl.
I can't imagine how anyone could NOT see her. She just jumps out at you. But then I see faces everywhere all the time.
Oh I definitely see her Liar, but a Gibson Girl she is, not Leah. Obi Wan this told me.
I don't know...I think Kate Hepburn jumped off the wall at Sardi's and onto your shower wall. You sure she isn't saying "the calla lilies are in bloom again"?
Debbie
I see nothing, I know nothing and nobody is gonna make me talk. Just jokin'. Hey she is quite remarkably there. We have a "who's it" caught in end of our oak entertainment center. He speaks to my grandson...tells him to do naughty things...at least that's Ry's story and he's sticking to it. The Olde Bagg
Oh yes, I saw her right away. How long did it take you to notice her?
Just don't visit her hair stylist. That doughnut do is very wrong. Even for a Jedi's girlfriend.
Now you will have me looking in mine, but I think they must have gotten in and out years before me.You aren't singing songs like, "I found Jesus in the frosting of my cupcake" I hope. LOL
Now you will have me looking in mine, but I think they must have gotten in and out years before me.You aren't singing songs like, "I found Jesus in the frosting of my cupcake" I hope. LOL
You're totally showering with a chick. I expect you to have another date in exactly 6 days. Guys love that stuff! ;)
Are you sure that's not The Hoff?
Bwahahaha! Before I saw your sketch, I thought I saw a woman with big ta-ta's and a round belly...thank you for clarifying that for me.
Oh well, a girl can never have to many friends!
xoxo
Karyn
Scared me half to death. At first I saw a Huge, ugly, skull-like monster. Thank goodness it's only the Princess. Well, didn't you say you were tired of showering alone. ;)
I was totally thinking Lauren Becall - "You know how to whistle don't you - just put your lips together and blow."
Showering with a girl or showering alone? Hmmm I think I'll take the Alone 1/2 of that (even if the other would get me more dates)
In the first picture, I actually saw a cute puppy. But, the other picture is a bit alarming. Hey, this is your opportunity to make some money. Call the newspaper and have them do a segment and then folks will come just to touch your wall and then, they will remove it for the fame that it brings...then you'll have a new bathroom makeover for free!!!
Some imaginary pepper spray should show that pervert.
I kind of like her. She has that royal attitude too I can tell. She only looks slightly disapproving so she must like you. That's how you can tell.
Bummer that's it's not the face of Jesus. You could have a line around the block paying you good money to have their picture taken in your shower.
Maybe you could say she was Mother Theresa?
You are so deliciously twisted, but I must tell you, if no one already has, your sketch is so out of left field. Have you spoken with a professional about what you think you see in the shower marble? The Midlife Gals know a good psychiatrist whenever you're ready.
Love,
KK and Sal
I noticed it right away...lol...thank you for this afternoon laugh...I started giggling and my little girl heard me so came up and looked at the computer screen and then back at me again and shook her head in this, "Your crazy" sort of way.
Happy weekend!
well you are getting more action in the shower than i am! lol
You've brought back a memory of what a weird child I was.
In the 1980s, I could swear Richard Nixon was in the "asbestos snow" on my ceiling.
She seems sad. Maybe she's lonely and you should talk to her. Maybe the mildew is giving her a lung condition. Maybe she'd like more men in the shower.
Help her!
Cheers,
Casey
See, i totally saw an alien head. Maybe it was the probing...
I totally see her.
Perv.
I had Jesus in my toilet room for 12 years.
When we took out the wallpaper, he left too. Thank goodness...he saw some bad stuff.
Why can't I get a woman on my shower wall?
Because I love you and hope you enjoy this, I don't what you to see the pair of man-boobs I saw at first. But even if you do, it's okay. Just imagine it's Val Kilmer.
Fragrant,
I must say in the top picture I saw something totally different, a chimpanzee face?
but my eyes could be deceiving me! LOL
She is not a stranger really. You are right, she watches you, and she is pretty cool or warm or whatever temp your shower is, but I like her.
That's hilarious! Could you just put some duct tape across her eyes?
SO, there you are in Ocala! Well, my husband continues to look at houses (on line) in Ocala weekly. He wants one w/ a pool...they're a dime a dozen. (that's what I tell him)....but, my lovely Nebraska w/ the wonderful 4 seasons! Today the High today was in the low 40's....Ocala...70's. ah, so tempting!
OMG! HA! It really does look like Princess Leia is in your shower!
Hey! You are right. Better than showering alone!
Jim
I had a quick look at my tiles and alas no-one is watching me shower LOL
Looking at your picture I don't think she was looking because I think her eyes were closed.
I totally saw Mr Limpett... with a turban on his head... before I scrolled down to see your Leia. Hmmm... weird. Do you see what I mean?
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
And I spotted her from the get-go but no doot (I'm Canadian) your mention of the loopy hair made it easier.
Well I can think of a lot worse people than Princess Lea! Like, say, maybe, George W. Bush? Now that would be creepy.
Or what about Janet Reno?
She should be payin' you for the show, lady. Payin' You...
You have a lovely warp to ye, girl! I often shower with Eric Clapton, but really! Princess Leia?
thought the bun was one of her boobies....
It wasn't me - my binoculars aren't that powerful
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