Home of the Reluctant Midlifer. This is where I rant, rave, reflect, and ROFLMAO. Feel free to do the same. Let's be clear: I am irreverent, and I like me that way. Grab a libation, kick back, and share your thoughts -- and don't lie, cuz I'll know.
My 8-y-o granddaughter's Christmas List. Priceless.
Christmas Eve 2011, White Elephant Party
My White Elephant Prize: A golf ball monogrammer.
Cuz I like to show ownership of my balls. And someone has placed a suggestive frog on my shoulder and made me hold some kind of special, um, oil. Don't judge. (Click to enlarge, at your own risk.)
Your granddaughter rocks! I enlarged your photo and I still can't tell what those things are (except the frog, of course). I can be a little stupid when hungover. I'll look again tomorrow!
Warmest wishes for a joyous holiday for you and yours!
I think Brianna is a 9 year old boy in drag. Honestly. A fart machine? A fake eyeball?? I can relate to the penguin pillow pet, though. I wouldn't mind one of those. And thank goodness she was a honer all year, because Lord knows we need more honers! LOL
16 comments:
Merry Christmas, FL. :)
A fart machine and fake eyeballs?
Takes after Grandma, I see.
Merry Christmas!
Love the photos! Merry Christmas to you, too.
Judging from all that, it is going to be a merry Christmas, indeed. Joyeux Noel, FL!
Your granddaughter rocks! I enlarged your photo and I still can't tell what those things are (except the frog, of course). I can be a little stupid when hungover. I'll look again tomorrow!
Warmest wishes for a joyous holiday for you and yours!
Hope the little guy got everything on his list, and hope you are having a wonderful Christmas!
Merry Christmas ~ Eddie
Awwww.
Merry Christmas.
And I want a fart-machine too, please!
I've already got a fart machine. Two, in fact, not even counting the one I married. Because I am a good girl.
All right, well, I lost it at "fart machine." In a good way.
Merry Christmas all around and a fabulous, joyful new year to you!!
XOXO
Anna
5 fake eyeballs? I'm interested that she wants an odd number.
Hmmm.
Merry, Merry!
It's really too bad that you didn't get the Obama Chia pet. Sooorrryy!
I literally laughed outloud at the Christmas list...
I think Brianna is a 9 year old boy in drag. Honestly. A fart machine? A fake eyeball?? I can relate to the penguin pillow pet, though. I wouldn't mind one of those. And thank goodness she was a honer all year, because Lord knows we need more honers! LOL
A suggestive frog?
I don't think it suggests anything to be perfectly honest, but next time should wear a frog-green dress methinks.
I laughed at the fart machine until I saw your picture and then I got all pissed off and jealous. :) You look amazing!
Post a Comment