|My 8-y-o granddaughter's Christmas List. Priceless.|
|Christmas Eve 2011, White Elephant Party|
|My White Elephant Prize: A golf ball monogrammer.|
Cuz I like to show ownership of my balls.
And someone has placed a suggestive frog on my shoulder and
made me hold some kind of special, um, oil. Don't judge.
(Click to enlarge, at your own risk.)