December 24, 2011

Merry Christmas, Y'all!

My 8-y-o granddaughter's Christmas List. Priceless.
Christmas Eve 2011, White Elephant Party
My White Elephant Prize:  A golf ball monogrammer.
Cuz I like to show ownership of my balls.

And someone has placed a suggestive frog on my shoulder and 
made me hold some kind of special, um, oil. Don't judge.
(Click to enlarge, at your own risk.)

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16 comments:

Hilary said...

Merry Christmas, FL. :)

Jeanne said...

A fart machine and fake eyeballs?

Takes after Grandma, I see.

Merry Christmas!

Eva Gallant said...

Love the photos! Merry Christmas to you, too.

Irish Gumbo said...

Judging from all that, it is going to be a merry Christmas, indeed. Joyeux Noel, FL!

Linda Medrano said...

Your granddaughter rocks! I enlarged your photo and I still can't tell what those things are (except the frog, of course). I can be a little stupid when hungover. I'll look again tomorrow!

Warmest wishes for a joyous holiday for you and yours!

Blissed-Out Grandma said...

Hope the little guy got everything on his list, and hope you are having a wonderful Christmas!

Eddie Bluelights said...

Merry Christmas ~ Eddie

meleah rebeccah said...

Awwww.

Merry Christmas.

And I want a fart-machine too, please!

Murr Brewster said...

I've already got a fart machine. Two, in fact, not even counting the one I married. Because I am a good girl.

Anna Lefler said...

All right, well, I lost it at "fart machine." In a good way.

Merry Christmas all around and a fabulous, joyful new year to you!!

XOXO

Anna

Breathe said...

5 fake eyeballs? I'm interested that she wants an odd number.

Hmmm.

Merry, Merry!

Three Hundred Sixty Five said...

It's really too bad that you didn't get the Obama Chia pet. Sooorrryy!

slickmike said...

I literally laughed outloud at the Christmas list...

Karen said...

I think Brianna is a 9 year old boy in drag. Honestly. A fart machine? A fake eyeball?? I can relate to the penguin pillow pet, though. I wouldn't mind one of those. And thank goodness she was a honer all year, because Lord knows we need more honers! LOL

mo.stoneskin said...

A suggestive frog?

I don't think it suggests anything to be perfectly honest, but next time should wear a frog-green dress methinks.

Vegas Linda Lou said...

I laughed at the fart machine until I saw your picture and then I got all pissed off and jealous. :) You look amazing!