This post was chosen by Hilary over at The Smitten Image as "A Good Laugh" Post of the Week.
Poignant Pearls of the Week
First up, from Miss America, age 6:
"I want to be a vegetarian when I grow up, so I can help animals."
Next up, my sweet boy Destructo, age 4:
"Nah, you got big knockers?"
I reply, "Uh . . . uh . . . Yes?"
Destructo smiles. "I got big knockers too."
The boy grins and runs off.
What the . . . some man put him up to that. Unless . . .
A short while later, it all becomes clear:
Destructo: Look, Nah. I got big knockers!
My, you DO have some