October 30, 2009

Wicked

Tomorrow is Halloween. Much as I had my heart set on going pirate this year, something a little more wicked this way comes. I want to improve on my Goody-Two-Shoes persona. Heh.

So what sort of wicked shall I be? Here are your clues:

  • I’m a real family girl.
  • I love vermillion.
  • I hang out in dark and dank woodlands. Alone.
  • The man I’m attracted to is quite big and bad. But I ain’t a-scared.
  • My, but I am fascinated by his big . . . teeth.
Heh, heh. Real hard, huh? Pics to come after the scary event, and you can judge for yourself just how wicked I turn out to be. Or maybe I’ll let Mr. Fine tell you how wicked I was – if that wolf is still alive after I’m through with him. His bark doesn’t scare me in the least. And I kinda like his bite.

What will you be this year? Not Goody Two Shoes, I hope.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

After reading those suggestive comments, I'm guessing the wait is going to be awfully hard on MF.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

I going as a mommy of two bratty kids.

midlife slices said...

I"m going as myself. That is scary enough for a lot of people.

Have fun....Red!

Kay said...

isn't halloween fun? :) I'll be Carrie (the bloody one) hehe can't wait!

Secretia said...

You are planning to be a little Naughty in you costume then!

A Nice treat for all the men!

Secretia

rxBambi said...

welll, i have bunny ears, is that enough?

Gaston Studio said...

Little Red Riding Hood. Cool!

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

Hey Red, I love your evil pumpkin.

Bella said...

I am going as my same whorable self! what else?! LOL

smiles4u said...

How fun! I look forward to seeing you dressed up as little red riding hood. I bet you make a damn sexy one at that! Have fun with your Mr. fine!

I had thought about dressing up this year because my little peeps wanted me to but ran out of time. If I was going to dress up I would be a vampiress. I have never been a goody two shoes so I doubt I could pull that one off!

Alix said...

I'm embracing my inner witch. As usual.

Jane said...

Have a fun time, Halloween is the best.

U R U! said...

Just another time in the year that I wish I lived in a warm area of the US. Where we could pick a costume b/c its cute/scary/funny whatever NOT because it will "keep us warm" when standing out by the bonfire. Or b/c it will "fit over my parka".

Definitely not a flattering look. :o)

Smart Mouth Broad said...

I just posted my scariest me yet. Maybe that's how I'll go for Halloween. An old lady. *sigh*

Travis Erwin said...

I was gonna go as the big bad wolf but didn't get it all put together so I'm going as a turn of the century magician.

daisyfae said...

going to be let out on the leash again this weekend as the lioness. my ringmaster better behave or i'll turn that riding crop back on him...

looking forward to the pics! meow!

Kimberly said...

Are you making fun of my shoes...?

Austintacious Woman said...

I am giving a whole new meaning to a Texas Hold Em Cowgirl;)

otin said...

Are you going to do it in Grandma's house?? lol

Julie said...

I'm just being my witchy self...

Jocelyn said...

You're not wearing a thing under that cape, are you?

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

I can't wait to see it!

phd in yogurtry said...

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? have a not-so-scary, happy halloween!

Mr. Condescending said...

That pumpkin is AWESOME!

Michelle Wells Grant said...

OK Little Red Riding Hood, show your stuff. I was Martha Stewart of all things! She's scary, right? Yeah, I sold out because the costume was just too easy: white cook's apron with Martha stuff in the pockets ... hot glue gun, seed packets, gardening trowel, whisk, wooden spoons, garden gloves. Oh, but let's not forget the house arrest ankle bracelet!

Madame DeFarge said...

Is he very hairy then???

Farmers Wife said...

I'll go as a frazzled, stressed out mum of three, during that time of the month. So yes, I'll be wicked too.

Dee-Zigns Handcrafted Jewelry said...

Hope you had a wonderful and fun weekend. Looking forward to seeing your pictures :).