December 30, 2009

I Am Totally Dedicated to Teaching You Stuff

December marks my one-year anniversary as your Fragrant Liar. You probably remember fondly my inaugural post. I know! It feels like just yesterday that you all came into my little corner of the world with your cheeks aglow, your mouths agape, and your sensibilities aghast. It's all right. You recovered, didn't you?

I want to say thank you, thank you, thank you for reading, commenting, and supporting this blog. I try hard to teach you guys stuff you can use in real life because the infinite smarts around here flow so freely. I am your one-stop shop. I'm like Fragripedia! Where else can you find all you ever wanted to know about men, women, children, strap-ons, boners, spanx, corsets, strange surgeries, thongs, penises, and assorted other treasures. My peeps, you are the world's coolest beneficiaries! De nada!

Oh, I know some uppity peeps have read my stuff with that WTF-in-the-headlights look, or, horror-struck, tried to escape before I could finagle their naughty inner child out of them. Alas, not everyone can be awe-fabu-wonder-credible, now can they?

But YOU can—you ARE. You who continue to breathe deep, ping a link somewhere, and brave the elements of this blog for a few laughs and to receive the kind of wisdom you just can't get anywhere else—you are my people. You are my inspiration to fire up the laptop. You complete me. You make me want to be a better blogger. I promise to never disappoint.

Wait, what? That totally sounded like a resolution, didn't it? That is so not happenin'! But I'll be back next year. I hope you will join me with your sense of humor and your naughty inner child and be ready to learn something! I am totally dedicated to keeping you guys in the know with real important stuff.

You people are awe-fabu-wonder-credible. (I know you are, but what am I?)

Happy New Year!

41 comments:

AirmanMom said...

Happy New Year!
Happy Blogiversary!
I look forward to reading your words for years and years to come!
~AM

Candice said...

Happy blogiversary to you! See ya around next year :)

The Lone Star Queen said...

Happy Blogiversary from one Texan to another. I really enjoy your blog.

TechnoBabe said...

Your writing leaves snark in the dust!

injaynesworld said...

It speaks well of you that with over 300 "followers" and who knows how many others who are too shy or commitment-phobes, you still manage to read and not only comment on other blogs, but leave really well-thought out and well-written comments. Sometimes I hate you because your comment is actually better than my whole freakin' post. But then I take a Xanax and all is well again. So glad our paths have crossed this year. Happy 2010!

P.S. Now if you would get Disques for your comments next year I would marry you.

Jayne

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

You are friggin incredible. Have a great New Year!

Eva Gallant said...

Happy blogaversarynewyear! I haven't been following you for the whole year, 'cause my blog wasn't born until June. Before that, it was just a twinkle in my eye. But I have been a faithful follower since finding you! Love to read your posts!

Brian Miller said...

happy blogoversary! i hope you have a tremendous new year!

Kristina P. said...

What a great year it's been! You are hilarious, my friend.

Richard @ The Bewildered Brit said...

Congratulations on the blogniversary! I love your blog!

And happy new year too!

Secretia said...

I be there to see what you're up to All year long!

Secretia

Pastor Sharon said...

Happy Anniversary Fragipedia!!!!!
What would we ever do without you!

They don't teach this stuff in seminary! And quite frankly, I've learned as a pastor, if I am to get into the "minds" of people who come to me for help, I have to stay educated!

I salute you for taking upon you this mission of teaching! I cannot tell you how your ministry of being this kind of missionary to bloggyland has made a difference! Why? Because there are not enough words!

Yea to you!

phd in yogurtry said...

Congrats on your blogiversary, Fragrant! I know I feel a whole lot smarter for knowing you : )

Olde Baggs n Stuft Shirts by LindaOma said...

I recently joined this train wreck, er interesting blog and couldn't do without you now. You chicky are addicting as hell. Happy Blogiversary to you from your to the west neighbor in dusty old New Mexico

Stephanie Faris said...

Looking forward to 2010. And that cake looks YUMMMMMMMMMMY.

powdergirl said...

Every word a lollipop, my friend, every fucking word of it.

Yeah, but remember, we only go getting all resolute all up our grills when we're drunk. And then its deny deny deny..

You kill me.

Bella said...

Sista LOL you were such a treasure to find, seriously! It's been nothing but pure delight and laughs out the wazoo!

and a Happy Blogoversary to ya! Don't drink and blog ya hear me?! but have a great New Years Eve!

Midlife Mama said...

Ooooh yayy for you! Congrats on your blogaversary. You are the blogger I always wanted to be. You're hip, you're funny and you're great with a turn of the phrase. Your comments on my posts have always been sharp and well received. :) Happy to be your reader and worship at your feet. :) Muah!

daisyfae said...

Lead On, Fragri-Won Kenobi! i remain your humble student... and yeah, i'm the one in the corner with the hot pink dunce cap and heels...

TSannie said...

Here's to your next year. And the year after that. And the year after that!

Heartfelt congrats!

Snappy Di said...

I think we all have an inner naughty child somewhere within us... it's just that some prefer to think otherwise of themselves when the rest of us know better. WE ARE ALL NAUGHTY. LOL

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal

Happy Anniversary to ya and many more!

Sea Witch said...

Blog on, FL, Blog on. Sea Witch

Beth said...

You are the most fun teacher I ever did have!

Happy Blogoversary!

midlife slices said...

You are hysteri-fun-awesom-irreverent and I like....I really really do.

Midlife Jobhunter said...

This student awaits the next lesson. Your vocabulary quips have saved me from a sheltered and boring life. Queef on, dear Liar!

Twenty Four At Heart said...

And a very Happy New Year to you!

Bagman and Butler said...

My one year anniversary on blogger is coming up in a couple of days too...I always figured you'd been here forever since I learn so much...but then Bagman, my naughty child, has been lapping it all up.

Julie said...

Happy New Year, gorgeous!!!! Thanks for a great year of blogging!!!!

otin said...

Fragrant Liar, your aroma permeates throughout the blogsphere!

It is funny how we all seem to be coming up to our one year anniversary at about the same time!

I enjoy coming over here(I debated on which way to spell coming haha) You are very insightful and just a wee bit naughty! hahaha!

Happy New Year!

Jason, as himself said...

It has only been one year? It feels like so much longer (in a good way!)

xoxo

Smart Mouth Broad said...

Happy Blogiversary, Nana Liar! (for those of us who knew you when *wink*)

What are you? You are FANTABUWONDUMOUS. But in a good way.

Happy New Year!

Love and Hugs,
SMB

Michelle Wells Grant said...

You are perfectly hisssss-TER-ical! What would we do without irreverent you? Sorry I've been away so long. Look what I've missed, dammit!

Stepping said...

My naughty inner child thanks you for continuing to amuse and challenge me. Hope next year will bring us all a lot more laughter than tears.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Same to you, but more of it. Happy New Year!

Jocelyn said...

The thing about my naughty inner child is that she lives on my outside.

I'm so glad you're still blogging; may it continue for 29 more years. But then, after that, stop. 'Cuz you'll be tired.

Jules said...

Happy Blogiversary and Happy New Year!!!!!!

Dee-Zigns Handcrafted Jewelry said...

Happy new year and happy 1 year blogiversary :). Keep on doing what you're doing. YOU inspire ME.

Lorna said...

Happy New Year/Blogiversary!Am so looking forward to your teachings, am I. This Padawan is ready :)

Blissed-Out Grandma said...

Happy anniversary! I look forward to reading and learning through the new year.

Lee said...

I'm an old dog but still keen to learn new tricks. Woof!

Best wishes for 2010.

Pat said...

You are one funny lady. I think I love you!