May 25, 2009

This Is Your Brain On Drugs


Any questions?

No, I do not remember this. Thank my daughter for capturing the moment on her phone's camera. I have no doubt she put me up to it. She's always been wicked like that. Note that I am wearing a bra; just not in the traditional way. I suspect this is why the chaplain decided he better come spread the holy stuff on me.

Miss America says of this pic, "That's very imperpopiate, Nana. And it's not even funny."

Ah-ha! Now I can start embarrassing the next generation. :)
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62 comments:

Cowguy said...

Cool. I wear panties the same way.


imperpopiate... I'm using that word.

Breathe said...

Oh my. I'm afraid my bra would be more like a scarf. You are very Minnie mouse, my dear.

And yes, you win the cute crown for the day (although you did use banned substances).

MamabearMills said...

that's just awesome! im imagine what the nurses get to tell to their families when they get home!!!

daisyfae said...

Ha! You'll attract the doc with the best sense of humor for sure! waiting for the youtube video...

Call Me Cate said...

Wow... I truly hope you're feeling better. And that you realize I'm laughing WITH, and not AT, you.

Some of those doctors give out some good stuff!

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

ROFLMAO! Way to tell 'em "ROCK ON, BABY!" Good drugs..uh-huh...

darsden said...

LOL that is when you know you are having fun when the undergarments are worn anywhere but where they are suppose to be...YOU were feeling no pain..that is a good thing for where you were :-))

Gran said...

Great bra! Drugs are important, at times. I hope you are feeling better soon.

Michel said...

OMG that is fabulous. I really would like to get some of those! (drugs, not the bra! I have a bra...I just keep it in a different place than you do...)

AirmanMom said...

oh nana! (from one nana to another, I'm tickled by this)
~AM

The Wife O Riley said...

HAHA!! That's Great!

lisa said...

B cup?

Fragrant Liar said...

@Cowguy: I got that feeling about you. :) Mostly because every man I've ever known has worn underwear on his head, usually mine. What's up with that?
@Breathe: Minnie Mouse? Well, I CAN see me wearing this getup to Disney World. When we going?
@MamaBearMills: Lord, I don't even want to know what story they went home with Friday.
@Daisyfae: Fortunately, there is no YouTube video -- that I know of. You better tell me if you come across it.

Fragrant Liar said...

@Call Me Cate: Yeah sure you are. ;)
@Alicia: It was just Ativan! Apparently, a large dose. Who knew?
@Darsden: These were the kind of drugs that prevented me from having boundaries. I was apparently game for anything.
@Gran: If I'd known I was going to be wearing my bra in public, I would have gone with the black one. White is just boooooring.
@Michel: I'll bet you wear yours in a weird way too. Is that how they do it in Sudan?
@Airman Mom: I am glad to be of service.
@Lisa: C Cup, thank you very much.
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Fragrant Liar said...

Ooops, Missed Wife O'Riley. I am talented like that.

Tom Erdman said...

I'm guessing your ears were cold, bad circulation and such. Seems perfectly normal to me. By the way, with as much as I seem to be weighing lately, I might need your ear warmers for their originally intended use.

blognut said...

Niiiice!!!

I need you to write down all of the symptoms for me so I can complain of those same ailments and get the good drugs. I promise not to tell 'em who put me up to it.

Also? The bra on your head? Way to go! At least you didn't lasso a doctor with it. Wait! Maybe you should have?!

Fragrant Liar said...

@Tom Erdman: What, was there even a question that I wasn't behaving in a perfectly normal fashion? Hmmm?
@Blognut: Maybe I did! There is much I don't remember.

Sharing the INSANITY said...

So what was/is the matter?

Nobody can sweat like that, have pain, and feel woozy just from heart burn can they?

Missy said...

LMAO! You have made my day! LOL Hope you are doing well!

Lorna said...

Holy cow, I thought that you were truly ill; now I see that you just took the day off to party.

Take care, listen to your doctor, and get well fast.


~Lorna

troutay said...

Did you find any of those sticky things on you when you got home? I did. I mean, dang it, if they put the sticky snap things on you, they could at least take them off.

Hope all is well

Beth said...

Could you not find the box of latex gloves? That is always some wicked fun!

ModernMom said...

Oh ! I'm a crier on drugs....this is the way to be :)

Fragrant Liar said...

@Sharing the Insanity: I dunno. Seems like everything can be a "referring" pain, like your shoulder or your foot or some damn thing. In my case, I'm betting it's the freakin' neck...
@Missy: Of course, I want you to smile at my misfortune. ;)
@Lorna: Cool, huh? If only I could remember how much fun I had!
@Troutay: I did find those damn sticky things. Three of them! I don't even know where one of them could have been, but it fell off when I got off the toilet.
@Beth: My daughter was in charge of the festivities, though she will not admit it. Who knows, the gloves may be involved in the secret video that may someday end up on YouTube. She did bring several pairs home.
@ModernMom: Definitely, there's no crying in E.R. antics.

Marissa said...

LOL! I'm wondering if there's another patient sharing the room and telling the doctor, "I'll have what she's having."

Lilly said...

You are a poster child for pain killers. Too funny, just know I am laughing with you..not at you lol!!! I wont tell you what I have done when under the influence of morphine. I wasnt putting on clothes like you but removing them...not pretty...for anyone involved.

Hit 40 said...

I own only one bra for weddings and funerals!!

So... I guess my kids can't pull this one on me?

Marinka said...

mmm...drugs...

Amy said...

For some reason, I don't see this as being out of the ordinary for you. I'll have to send you a picture I took of my husband driving down the road on our trip from Texas to Arizona. You'll think you've found your long lost brother.

Debbie said...

What a hoot! I can always count on you to bring a smile to my face:)

midlife slices said...

ROFL...that's hysterical!!! I love that you actually posted it so we could all have a big laugh. Uhm...the bra looks nice. Does this mean we call you boob head from now on?? *wink*

Deb said...

You wear that look well.

Thanks for stopping by Debland! Hope to see you again!

Chairman Bill said...

I think you should do a deal with the England rugby team for scrum caps.

Vic said...

You crack me up! At least it was a nice-looking bra. I love Miss America, but she's wrong about this one; it is funny.

Hope you're feeling better.

Linda and her Twaddle said...

I would love to say how gorgeous you look in that photo, but, well, I think you would guess I am possibly telling a fib.

I think that is an international hospital face - I have had the same appearance many times. It is worth if because of the drugs they give you.

The headgear is very enticing.

The Dental Maven said...

So, once the docs saw you like that, I guess they discontinued the heart tests and sent you home?

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Not just anyone can look this good with a bra on their head!! KUDOS!!

Hallie :)

♥ Braja said...

You're insane KJ :)) I love ya :)

The Devil's Daughter-In-Law said...

Holy shit! Hope you're okay!

And you totally should have made out with that hot cuban chaplain while you had the excuse of drugs! When will you have an opportunity like that again???

Gaston Studio said...

At least your fingers were not in the 'bleeped' position!

Anna Lefler said...

OMG - I hope you're feeling better!

(And, BTW - was it you who nominated me for BlogHer of the week...? If it was, thank you SO MUCH! You rock!)

Take care of yourself...

XO

Anna

P.S. I think I have a bra just like that, but I never thought to wear it that way. I'm going to NOW, though. For sure.

STILLMAGNOLIA said...

Seeing the bra reminds me of a story...when my daughter was 5...and her best friend was 4...I was in the foundations dept at Dillards getting fitted for a bra....they got quiet...and the sales clerk and I went looking for the girls. They were in the bridal fitting room...with a double x bra on both of their heads...with the strap hooked under their chin....oh for the day of a camera phone. The whole dept got a kick out of that one!

~Thought's By Dena~ said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog...and Im so glad I stopped by yours...you are FUUUUUUNNY!!!!!

Rebel Mother said...

Fabulous! Typical of kids to catch you at an inopportune moment!

RM x

Danica said...

I hope you're doing well.

But thanks for making me laugh!!! I'm laughing with you not at you!

Jennifer said...

Can I get some of those drugs??? Please????

Mark said...

Love it!!

foxy said...

Too friggin funny. Now, THAT is the girl I know and love!!

Jocelyn said...

That you can be THAT much of a party in a hospital bed...well, it's testament to your HIGH-larious personality in general.

Are you up and strapping the ladies in properly now?

nursemyra said...

just as well you weren't wearing the tassle bra (with optional pasties).

C'mon Nana, I know you've got one

Andrea said...

I want whatever cocktail you were having! (Why do they call alcoholic drinks "cocktails?")

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Oh, I got it. If you act like you're nuts, they'll dope you up a bit more and send you to Resort LaLa Land for a bit.....I may have to take some notes. I could use a break right about now!

Sarah Lulu said...

Ohhh dear I loved that. Do you think you will start a fashion trend?

I hope you are feeling quite well now.

Sarah Lulu xxx

Vegas Linda Lou said...

GEEZ! I'm away from the blogsphere for a couple of days and all hell breaks loose. Are you okay??? And am I the only one asking you that?

Do take care, Liar Girl!

P.S. You know, you still look pretty damn good.

Frogs in my formula said...

Hilarious! Hope you're feeling better.

drollgirl said...

I HOPE YOU ARE OK!!!!!!!!!! you better be taking good care of yourself. and i hope your doctor is a totally hot fucking dude with some schmarts upstairs. he better be!

Smart Mouth Broad said...

I love it! I really need to be sure I have my camera on any trip to the ER.

WhisperingWriter said...

That is hilarious!

Love the bra on the head.

travel girl said...

Scary the things we do on drugs!!

nikkicrumpet said...

I think it's time for a professional bra fitting....I'm pretty sure your head is bigger than a "D cup"

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Is that what landed you in the hospital? Your breasts were on your head?? I don't get it...