May 3, 2009

The Mindless Manhood Muse Rests

After sort of taking measure of the man, I’m wrapping up my impromptu Penis Week here at Fragrant Liar. Next year, it’s on the calendar! So get jiggy with the following links to three truly fascinating, head-shaking, and stunning sites (that are safe to click and not porn, for you scaredy cats):

If you own a penis, or you just want a giggle and great information that you won’t find anywhere else (about men and their penises using automobile references), this is the place. Gentleman, start your engines:
http://www.penisowner.com/pom/pom.html.
This site is good for women too!

If you're a fan of Stephen Colbert, and even if you're not, this is the must-not-miss penis page on his site, Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia:
http://www.wikiality.com/Penis. Vintage Colbert. You must be a Real American to partake in the insanity.

If you love puppetry, I’ve got the place for you. You’ve never seen anything like this, people. Seriously. We’re talking Penis Origami in the flesh! It’s true. Check out these two guys who entertain the world with dick tricks: http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/store.php.
They entertain at parties and go on tours, people! Fittingly, down under.
Out with a bang! Was it good for you? No guarantees the ubiquitous penis won't come up on my radar screen - and yours - before next year's Penis Week. I am a single hetero after all. But for now, the mindless manhood muse rests.

To all those who appreciate the penis, we salute you!
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28 comments:

darsden said...

OMGoodness...debating to click or not to click hummmmm

AirmanMom said...

I clicked and must say, I was pleasantly surprised! Thanks!
~AM

DebraLSchubert said...

Thanks for Penis Week. I think it should be a national holiday. And thanks for the linky links. Stephen Colbert is one hilarious dude. And, who knew he was so BIG?!!!

Michel said...

Dude! I LOVE stephen colbert. I would totally leave my hubby for him!!!

Dreamiest nerd EVER!

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

I'm a little scared to click on the links.

Gaston Studio said...

Click or not click. Heart attack or not heart attack. Can't decide!

Wunderwoman said...

I am scared to click! but, I'm going to LOL

Tom Erdman said...

As the owner of one of these things, I was confused as to why the diminishing size? Now I know...spare tire.

smiles4u said...

I could use a little bit of entertainment so will have to click over and check them out. My little people have been obsessed lately with the penis and basically just saying the word "penis". I think I get new gray hairs every day!

Fragrant Liar said...

No need to worry about clicking, folks. These are all safe sites. Just good, clean fun.

Tom, that's right! It's the spare tire effect, kind of like the butterfly effect. When a penis is overshadowed by a spare tire, it's felt all around the world. Exactly whose world, we won't say, but it's an individual thang. :)

Smiles4U, I think I'm getting used to saying it too. Kind of like vagina. The more you say it, the less it makes you recoil.

bARE-eYED sUN said...

uh, . . . uhm, er, uh . . . how should we say this? uh, ehm . . .oh, drat! here goes, you are NUTS! {no pun intended} . . . :-)


thanks

..
.ero

Beth said...

I had a student who did a report on armadillos. He taught me to check the report BEFORE reporting to the class. Apparently, there are some serious similarities in the penis of armadillos and humans. Weird!

Expat From Hell said...

What a great thought, and a great week, indeed! I am just not sure which organ to celebrate next. God knows we won't have Brain Week any time soon. Maybe Liver Week, since I am working hard to ruin mine. Thanks to you, dear Fragrant Liar!

Best,

EFH

midlifeslices said...

I can't wait until you do a post on the search terms that bring people to your site from here on forward. BTW, I've LOVED penis week and I'm marking it on your calendar so I can make sure nothing interferes with penis week.....next year. Yah Hoo!

Fragrant Liar said...

@Beth, Armadillo and human penises? Alike? Wow, I am going to have to check into that! I love good info like that. ;)

@EFH, That's a great idea. Brain week! I think I might have to do that on. Liver week would inspire drunkenness, which includes all sorts of sundriness.

@MLS, I'm so glad you enjoy PW. Next year, it's going to be a BIG one!

bernthis said...

I'm just waiting for him to sign up on Match.com before I really go for it.

King of New York Hacks said...

@ bernthis---LMAO !!!

I'm going to rename my penis to Armadillo now.

nikkicrumpet said...

After penis puppetry....I can't decide whether I want one of my own really really bad....or if I'm thrilled that I don't have one. I'm in a conundrum. Maybe I'll just go to bed and check out my hubby's hehehehe

The Jules said...

Good links!

Didn't realise there was such a lot of 'willy-awareness' literature around, alhtough I don't think most blokes need a self-help manual with respect to their penises.

Most of us could probably write one . . .

Dave King said...

Great blog. I'm hooked, will be back.

Danica said...

At work so I can't click on the links. DARN

Julie said...

Sigh. I'll miss your penis.

Expat From Hell said...

Dearest Fragrant Liar: You have been tagged. Please see my blog. Thanks as always for your great inspiration.

Best,

ExpatFromHell

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

You are cracking me up!!

The Wife O Riley said...

That was a truly informative week, I look forward to it next year. But I'm sure I could get my penis fix from those links, thanks!

Debbie said...

I'm not sure I tell you enough but I really love your sense of humor. Your posts are great and I live for your comments! I always enjoy them on my own posts and am thrilled when I spot one on another blog I'm visiting.

midlifeslices said...

Uhm....I noticed I said I was marking it on YOUR calendar so if you have a sort of weird break-in within the next year, it's only me looking for your damn calendar.

nursemyra said...

I've been to a Puppetry of the Penis show - very funny indeed