After sort of taking measure of the man, I’m wrapping up my impromptu Penis Week here at Fragrant Liar. Next year, it’s on the calendar! So get jiggy with the following links to three truly fascinating, head-shaking, and stunning sites (that are safe to click and not porn, for you scaredy cats):
If you own a penis, or you just want a giggle and great information that you won’t find anywhere else (about men and their penises using automobile references), this is the place. Gentleman, start your engines:Out with a bang! Was it good for you? No guarantees the ubiquitous penis won't come up on my radar screen - and yours - before next year's Penis Week. I am a single hetero after all. But for now, the mindless manhood muse rests.
This site is good for women too!
If you're a fan of Stephen Colbert, and even if you're not, this is the must-not-miss penis page on his site, Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia:
http://www.wikiality.com/Penis. Vintage Colbert. You must be a Real American to partake in the insanity.
If you love puppetry, I’ve got the place for you. You’ve never seen anything like this, people. Seriously. We’re talking Penis Origami in the flesh! It’s true. Check out these two guys who entertain the world with dick tricks: http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/store.php.
They entertain at parties and go on tours, people! Fittingly, down under.
To all those who appreciate the penis, we salute you!