June 28, 2009

Time for the Talk?

This morning, I found Prince Charming in a compromising position. He'd been pantsed and, well, entranced, as you can see by the smile on his face. Apparently, he died happy.



I think it's time for whoever did this to get "the talk." You know, the birds and the bees? And the package? Cuz if you look close, Charming is equipped.

Don't worry, people, I've got it covered. I'm telling their moms.
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47 comments:

Stesha said...

What the hell? OMG! Poor Ken!


Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha

Fragrant Liar said...

D'oh! I was informed that this doll was not Ken, but Prince Charming (or more affectionately, Prince Buttocks). Sorry Stesha! :)

Jocelyn said...

I like how you blame your late-night antics on the kids.

Real nice, Gma.

lovelyprism said...

I would pants Prince Charming at this point too. I'm off for Starbuck's, Twinkies and a smoke instead. *meh* that'll have to do.

Pastor Sharon said...

Yes. . . it's that time!

otin said...

Prince charming is having a good life! LOL!

Julie said...

Charming looks like he's been molested! LOL....that's too funny.

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Prince Charming wears tighty whiteys!!

Hallie

smiles4u said...

LOL! "I'm telling their moms." I love it!

Rebel Mother said...

I always new he was gay!

Too good-looking by half! RMxx

Shana said...

Great picture

Jeff said...

Whew. For a minute there, I thought you had posted an incriminating picture of my governor.

AirmanMom said...

yep...time to talk to mom!
(great post!)
~AM

ModernMom said...

Hee. Wonder what she looks like this morning!

blognut said...

Heh! Poor Prince Charming. Do you think he feels used? Do you think his date will ever call him again?

And yes, it probably is time for someone to get that talk. :)

Anna Russell said...

Oh, those were the days. Man, the things my Barbie and Ken used to do to each other. Ken even got Barbie pregnant once because he spat in her belly button (that is how you get pregnant, right?)

Gaston Studio said...

Definitely time for the talk. My daughter is facing that now and is scares her more than it probably would HER daughter!

Justine said...

Heeheeheeeeeeeeeeee! Mikayla turns 12 on the 3rd and it's definitely time for THE TALK.

Justine :o )

DebraLSchubert said...

Whew! For a moment, I thought I recognized that guy...

Paula said...

So funny....

Evansmom said...

Thanks for making me laugh on (another!) rainy day!

Michel said...

I like how you blame it on the kids and try to throw suspicion off by saying you're going to tell their moms.

Well played my friend, well played.

I guess Prince Charming could probably say that too. Just keep telling yourself the following: You can't rape the willing.

Divine Chaos said...

lmao! too cute. er .. I mean. bad. that's bad *giggles*

my daughter never left her dolls laying around like that .... she just came right out and asked me about stuff .. right after drawing an anatomically correct (severely out of proportion) stick man for my grandmother at age 5 ... couldn't ask BEFORE that .. oh no, of course not.

Madame DeFarge said...

And did you find a lady friend nearby? Or had she fled the scene?

Roshni Mitra Chintalapati said...

I bet its a relief that you can finally pass on the buck!!

Bella said...

ha! funny!

Debbie said...

And now it begins...

Jason, as himself said...

Oh I hope I die like that.

Jeanne said...

Looks like Charming needs some soap-on-a-rope.

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

You know Ken doll does not have a penis. I'm just saying.

Joanna Jenkins said...

Who's doll did you say it was :-)

Your post is hysterical!!!!

midlife slices said...

The Prince has on satin pants so I'd say someone was just trying to do him a favor by removing them. :)

Twenty Four At Heart said...

He looks really happy. Maybe they did more than pants him?

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Gorilla Bananas said...

He died happy without a penis? Are you implying he took it up the butt?

Wunderwoman said...

Very funny, I'm telling their mom. I'll do the same when the time comes, thanks for the idea.

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

Oh, girl - that's hilarious!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

OH YEAH, I had a barbie sleeping bag and I used to put naked Barbie and Ken in there and go to bed.

I was waiting for something to happen I guess. I heard about the birds and the bees like most kids in my era-on the streets.

Alix said...

I've seen your blog on so many blog rolls I had to come and see for myself why you're so popular.

All it took was a half naked Ken doll and I'm hooked. Signing up to follow your blog immediately!

Alix from Casa Hice

Lisa said...

Sounds like the perfect strategy to me!

Michelle Grant said...

Ah, I remember those days when I used to find Barbie & Ken doing the naughties all over the house. I too used to take pictures of everything and I have quite the porno collection to this very day! Barbie especially like to parade spread-eagle in the back of her pink convertible while Ken pimped her around. Such trailer trash, those two!

SSP said...

I wonder if "whoever" did this deed peeked inside the tighty whiteys and then dropped him, recoiling in horror? tee hee

Farmers Wife said...

Hmmmm by the looks of that grin on his face, I would say he went out on a high..note...

Smart Mouth Broad said...

Oh man, I can't wait for grandmotherhood so I can pass the buck to the moms and laugh and laugh and laugh.

Lover of Life/ Nancy said...

LOL! This post was just too cute!

Fragrant Liar said...

No one is fessing up to this crime. But the word around town is that Prince Charming (aka, Prince Buttocks, as told to me by Miss America with a straight face) is now resting in a box.

What a week for kicking the bucket.

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