March 2, 2009

Boobalicious

Heard of the crazy, awesome, funny "Artfull Bras Project" for cancer awareness? Here are a few samples to help with your Monday Malaise:

The racy bra below is sure to bring out your dark side. Now after you grab a guy where a girl shouldn't (and get caught), you can use the excuse, "The little devil made me do it."

I like this one below because of all the fall colors, and fall is my favorite season. And it has a little Mardis Gras flair in the cleavage area, so it's versatile. You can wear it for Halloween or Mardi Gras. Either way, a celebration is in order. I could have used this little number last week during Fragrant Liar's Streaker Week. Especially on Fat Tuesday.


This one down below is a real oinker (snort, snort) I can't imagine wearing it under anything though, because of the little piggy noses, which actually look more like mouse noses. I would have been laughing too hard at myself in the mirror to wear this one, which means I'd have been peeing on myself, which translates to a whole different kind of -- er, streaking. I imagine its maker did not intend for it to be worn under anything anyway, but can you imagine a wet white t-shirt over this?


Out of all the boobaliciousness, the one below is my favorite, and it's called Hooters (even though it looks like a bra for a monoboob). How a propos! Notice the strategic placement of the eyes.


Now this one I could tear around the house in. It would be a hoot!

There are a whole bunch more of these "artfull bras" -- most way more crazy than these, so go check them out at the Artfull Bras Project. Let me know which one you like best and why.
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27 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Holy crap! These look painful!

Debbie said...

I've never even heard of this! Great project. I like the one with the fall colors too.

Mary Moore said...

I myself like the piggy one, although yes, they do look a lot more like little mice.

Frank said...

I love the fall color!!! Something tells me you could really shake those leaves!!!

mo.stoneskin said...

Um, you could give someone an awful fright with the last one. I just got an awful fright myself.

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

The one with fall colors is my fave. Definitely a keeper.

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal

Jill said...

If only I could fit one of my boobs into that.. lol! Great project for a great cause.
Do they make them in XXXXXXXXXX?

Midlife Jobhunter said...

Where DO you find this stuff? I'd have to go with the porker, but I'll pass on the wet tshirt part.

Jan said...

I went to the site, and the "nursing bra" cracked me up. Other than that, it's too hard to pic a favorite!

Sweet Cheeks said...

If you wore the Fall Bra you could run around outside undetected...incognito...like those hunting guys do in their camoflage...

Too Funny Flo!
:)

Michelle Wells Grant said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now what have you got for those of us who don't even need a bra????

AirmanMom said...

I must agree...the fall colors would be my first pick! Thanks for sharing this worthwhile cause!

~AM

Midlife, menopause, mistakes and random stuff... said...

Ewwwwww girl, I want the second one with the Mardi Gras flair. Wouldn't my itty bitties look all fancy in that thing?? I wonder if it comes in a push up style. I gotta push me girls up, up, up. Happens in midlife you know?
You crack me up and I love to visit you Fragrant Liar. I smell a friendship brewing. You're a wee bit warped like me :)

Steady On
Reggie Girl

Vic said...

I love these. Wouldn't wear them, but they'd be great for the wall.

Fragrant Liar said...

I think these bras would be great for prancing about on stage. So showy! Even if you didn't have much there, these would really let you flaunt them! :)

Elaine at Lipstickdaily said...

Dude . . . lovin' the oinker, though if I wore it not sure what it would say about the rest of me . . . better let it go

Lisa said...

Those are great! What a great project.

Smart Mouth Broad said...

Working for in a breast surgery practice, we get a calendar of these bras every year. That last one has me confused. Maybe it's my tired eyes but I can't see where the boobs go. Duh

Midlife Slices said...

I think the piggy one is really and embarrassed lamby pie. Or maybe not, but they are all cute and very uncomfortable looking.

Beth said...

I imagine they all would great under a simple white t-shirt...

Julie said...

Hilarious!

thedomesticfringe said...

I think I like the button bra best. I could take a bullet to the chest in that one and walk away uninjured. It's like wearing a shield.

Too funny!

-FringeGirl

Twenty Four At Heart said...

I can see it now ... walking down the beach in a pair of shorts and one of those bras. Nobody would even blink ...

MilesPerHour said...

Madonna would be drooling!

STILLMAGNOLIA said...

I like the fall one. The pig one was not comfortable looking at all. I hate that Eve ever ate that nasty piece of fruit and we have to wear the darn things.

travel girl said...

I'm loving the second one. It's pretty.

Breathe said...

I need the flat chested girl version. Could be made out of cardboard and decorated with crayons. A recesssion special..